In
Humor
Stupidity is like nuclear power; it can be used for good or evil.
Managers are like cats in a litter box. They instinctively shuffle things around to conceal what they've done.
/ Dilbert
Mondays are not part of the productive work week.
- Dogbert's Theory of Mondays.
/ Dilbert
63% of all statistics are made up... including this one.
/ Dilbert
Change is good. You go first.
/ Dilbert
An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience.
/ Dilbert
If you spend all of your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.
/ Dilbert
I'll be happy to make these unnecessary changes to this irrelevant document.
/ Dilbert
